The following heels are the reason why creativity is just a ‘generally approved kind of madness’. See the photos below:
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This looks like something a cowgirl would wear, horses and guns. We just hope the guns don’t fire.
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You should never wear this on Christmas day to avoid being mistaken for a chicken. What was the designer thinking?
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When the shoes are sexier than you.
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I believed the heels might have been misplaced or something. Please, don’t argue that it was intentional, no one deserves this kind of torture.
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Dear guys, if her name is Amaka and she steps out in this on the first date, I am calculating the dowry with an exponential greater than your current bank account. When they said, “wear money”, they didn’t mean it to be this literal.









