The following heels are the reason why creativity is just a ‘generally approved kind of madness’. See the photos below:
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This looks like something a cowgirl would wear, horses and guns. We just hope the guns don’t fire.
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You should never wear this on Christmas day to avoid being mistaken for a chicken. What was the designer thinking?
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When the shoes are sexier than you.
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I believed the heels might have been misplaced or something. Please, don’t argue that it was intentional, no one deserves this kind of torture.
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Dear guys, if her name is Amaka and she steps out in this on the first date, I am calculating the dowry with an exponential greater than your current bank account. When they said, “wear money”, they didn’t mean it to be this literal.
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Did you see the person lifting the heels up?
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Awww! This is so so beautiful. But, are those fish alive?
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To all the short girls out there who were once told: ‘you need a ladder to be as tall as me’, the designer of these shoes just fixed your problems.
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Of course dogs are man’s best friend. If you are trying to make a statement, this shoe makes it loud and clear. You can put them in front of the door and scare thieves away.
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Slay mamas thinking of how to keep the baby busy while you’re busy with your friends? Think no more, you can slay and keep your child occupied all at once.
Which will you be rocking?
