According to Ifeanyi, the question initially confused him but in a moment of inspiration, he answered ‘yes’, explaining that beans could be used to prepare different dishes such as moimoi, akara, etc. Something we interpret as spicing up your sex life.
However, that answer apparently didn’t satisfy the unnamed cheater who protested that healthy eating presupposes eating a wide variety of food. Good point we think if you are reading that literally, but do not forget that the man was, in reality, alluding to having multiple sexual partners, something, which potentially exposes him and his partners (including wife) to sexually transmitted infections. What’s healthy about that?
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“In reality, I love beans so much and that makes me not get tired of eating it daily. But for me to continue to enjoy my beans I transform my beans into many things so I don’t eat beans every day and every time.
“I can make beans cake (akara) for breakfast and moimoi for lunch from the same beans. I can garnish my beans with varieties and spice it up with different spices.
“I also asked him if he ever heard a scenario where a doctor advised his patient to avoid some set of food and stick to a particular or some particular ones? That is because that other food can damage his health or send him to his early grave.
“Then he protested again, but sir, for a healthy living one needs to eat a balanced diet. I became dumbfounded for a minute before another inspiration came. I realised that the Israelites ate only manna for forty years and no single one among them was sick for those forty years. Their sickness started when they requested for variety, “we need meat they said”. God gave them enough meat, they ate and it was coming out of their noses.
“When you eat what God is not happy with, it will come out of your nose. God is not happy with adultery.
“He wanted to ask me a further question but he paused and asked me to explain my previous answers. Then I explained thus;
“Your spouse is the beans and if you truly love her you can never be tired of her. To transform my beans into akara and moimoi means every man should spend on their wives to change their look as often as possible. Change her hairstyle weekly, change her wardrobe often, buy her what makes you attracted to other women outside.
“Also, garnishing it with varieties and spicing it up with different spices require that you do some romantic things like using different styles at the bedroom, doing it elsewhere different from your home, making the place smell nice etc. Christian couples must be creative in their bedroom. Nudity and immodest dressing are not ideal outside but not in the bedroom. Deliberately expose your cleavages and tight for your husband, make your towel drop deliberately, bend down in front of him to pick it etc. Tempt him, seduce him and be his prostitute.
“Your wife is a manna from heaven and she is a complete balanced diet. In her, there is protein, carbohydrate, fat, vitamin and minerals. That is why every woman has same contents. Though the container may differ in size and height. And like you know that the content of milk is what makes it milk and not the container, you use the milk and throw away the tin.
“Don’t take a bite of the forbidden fruit, it may look attractive but it is poisonous. Strange women may look attractive but they are poisonous and deadly, don’t take a bite.
Thanks.”
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