Ten Types Of Students In University Hostels.

If you live off campus you will be able to relate with every one of these student types.

1. The ones always about the food.

They don’t have enemies, as long as you’ve got food to give they are good to go and they make close friendship with like hungry people too.

2. Broke Rich People.

Always forming to be rich and mentioning one uncle that lives in Abuja and another that lives abroad. They be forming but we be knowing how to come to borrow money. Cheers!

3. Book Worms.

Hey! Chai! This ones will always be reading and you will be wondering if you are a student or something else when you see their shelf.

4. Lost.

This group of students deserve sympathy because they are always looking lost, they don’t go to school or even party, they just float about asking the dumbest questions like: Have school resumed?

5. O.B.Os.

This ones look like their parents are probably richer than your whole generation and when you walk into their room you will be like; “let me kuku die here nah”.

6. Cooks.

Those people that are always cooking every minute of the day and frying everything from onions to beans!

7. People Without Clothes.

They are always in underwear and be thinking they are hot like

 but they look like hungry snakes.

8. Ghosts.

These are those ones that people keep asking: ‘does this one stay in this hostel?’. No one knows them, they sneak in and out like ghosts.

9. The DJs.

Every time there is music from their room, even when they are not around. You will think they should know better and be in Theater Arts but they will shock you as being Engineering students.

10. Handshake Legends.

This people must have shaken the hands of everybody in the hostel more than a hundred times, they probably go round people’s room knocking the doors and shaking hands. Here is my hand coman shake me too!

Let us know which one you are.